So this is what you'll be reading...

Hey all! Happy New Year, and welcome to my new project, "Loner & Friends." My name is Payton and I'm the one throwing together this little dog and pony show. For the foreseeable future, this site will be my outlet for talking about whatever I feel like. And I feel like talking about geeky stuff - comics, games, movies, music, television, comedy, and all the other junk I can't remember. That's where the title comes into play. I've always been an introspective guy; but maybe, just maybe, all us introspective homies can band together to form a motley crew that might get the title to make sense. But enough about that. You're probably thinking, "Crap, I clicked on another blog. This was supposed to be porn."

But you've come to the right place. Unless you were adamant about that porn. In that case, may God have mercy on your soul.

Anyway, here's a few reasons why you, the reader, a person, should like this blog.

REASON ONE: YOU'RE NOT DUMB.

You're welcome, you smarty smart. As I sit here on my bed draped in Green Lantern sheets, I can sense your intelligence emanating from my Internet. Why? Because you've read this far. That means you've got one heck of a head on those strapping shoulders.

REASON TWO: YOU'RE SEXY.
Sorry. I'm just assuming that you'll read this if I keep complimenting you.

REASON THREE: YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING TO PROVE.

By now, you've noticed that this blog has words. Words require reading, and reading is hard. But I believe in each and every one of my readers. Gosh dammit, you're going to show everyone that you can get hooked on phonics just as well as the next guy.

So read my blog. Share it with your mom. Tell me I suck. For the love of poop, just do something.

I'll try to keep the posts frequent. In the meantime, spread the word.

Stay swaggy. Or something.